Mummy speaks..The things kids say!

Toto is getting more and more chatty by the day.. loads of never ending questions, some of which are really quite hard to answer! And it's now v fun to converse with her, cos I get more than just yes/no/two/three word answers!

One memorable conversation which took place abt 1 mth ago, while i was reading a chinese book which she has read many times with my in laws, but which I have never read -

Me : Is this dog ABC (name in chinese)?
Toto : Nooooo *wags index finger at me* Mummy, not correct! That is XYZ (another chinese name). Yi2 Yi2 laugh at Mummy.. HA HA HA *proceeds to laugh at me with her mouth wide open*

The other conversation happened just today -

Toto : Mummy, itchy. poke. poke. *points at her calf where there is a fresh mozzie bite*
Me : Oh dear, the mosquito bit you again?
Toto : Naughty mosquito! Mosquito dont bite yi2 yi2. Go away! Dont come back!

She has also progressed to the rather exasperating stage where she builds qns on top of answers I have given.. eg...

Toto : Where are we going?
Me : Going to gong gong ma ma's house
Toto : Where is Gong gong ma ma's house?
Me : That's at Lorong H** S**
Toto : Where is Lorong H** S**?
Me : *getting exasperated* Far away..
Toto : Where is far away?
Me : It's a place in Singapore.. far from where we stay.
Toto : Where is Singapore?
Me : *losing it slightly* In South East Asia
Toto : Where is South East Asia?
Me : Oh look look.. there's a green man/red man there!! *using distraction tactic in a desperate but successful attempt to end the nonstop questioning..*

I wonder what else will come... :)